Friday, March 30, 2007
Friday Funnies
A glossary of medical terms and alternate meanings
Labor pain -- Getting hurt at work
Medical staff -- A doctor's cane
Morbid -- A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates -- Cheaper than day rates
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- A person who has fainted
Pap smear -- A fatherhood test
Pelvis -- Second cousin to Elvis
Post operative -- A letter carrier
Recovery Room -- Place to do upholstery
Rectum -- Darn near killed him
Secretion -- Hiding something
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Tablet -- A small table
Terminal illness -- Getting sick at the bus station
Tumor -- More than one
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Near by/close by
Vein -- Conceited
Labor pain -- Getting hurt at work
Medical staff -- A doctor's cane
Morbid -- A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates -- Cheaper than day rates
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- A person who has fainted
Pap smear -- A fatherhood test
Pelvis -- Second cousin to Elvis
Post operative -- A letter carrier
Recovery Room -- Place to do upholstery
Rectum -- Darn near killed him
Secretion -- Hiding something
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Tablet -- A small table
Terminal illness -- Getting sick at the bus station
Tumor -- More than one
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Near by/close by
Vein -- Conceited
