Friday, April 27, 2007
Friday Funnies
My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didnj't.
I don't suffer from insanity: I enjoy every minute of it.
I work hard because I don't know any better.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously: No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Bome parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people; She made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I don't suffer from insanity: I enjoy every minute of it.
I work hard because I don't know any better.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously: No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Bome parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people; She made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
